New and Improved Shirt

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  • Model: newimproved
  • 99 Units in Stock


Many garment and color options available with design on front and lettering that says, "New and Improved: Now holds twice the blood and semen of the other leading brand." What can I say? I went on a trip to visit an old high school friend and as we're sitting around talking and laughing our asses off, the idea for this shirt was born. Complete with blood spatter and semen that actually glows under black light, just like you see in the crime shows. Trust me ... you don't want to know why.

This shirt is actually screened to fit the garment being used, so the image may not appear exactly as in the photo, but will be spread out across the garment for greater effect.

Disclaimer: No real blood or semen was actually used in the production of this shirt.

Price: $12.00

This product was added to our catalog on Saturday 27 August, 2016.